So, it’s a Friday evening, or, more accurately, early Saturday morning. The party is over, and all your friends have drunkenly stumbled back to their own houses. Not a single piece of furniture is upright anymore. Someone crudely carved questionable phrases into your bathroom sink, and the grotesque results of a hot-dog-boiled-in-whiskey eating contest remains splattered against the wall, floor, and ceiling.
You’re alone, and left to ponder how you’ll ever manage to clean this mess up, particularly since you’re now blind in your right eye thanks to a poorly conceived game of darts. Well, if you were a normal man/woman, you’d be out of luck, and you’d have to scrub each and every inch of your house down with industrial-grade soap and ammonia. However, since you’re a brilliant, forward-thinking gamer, you get to avoid that awful fate with the Bioshock Infinate’s Collector’s Edition Bonuses, which were just announced today! Armed with your new 5″ x 7″ Lithograph print of Columbia propoganda, Murder of Crows 3″ Keychain, and 9.75″ resin-cast Songbird statue, you can scrub each and every inch of your house with industrial-grade soap and ammonia in STYLE.
…alright, so maybe nothing they offer will help with your housecleaning duties, but at least they look cool.
Anyway, Irrational game’s is offering two collectors editions, titled Premium and Ultimate, respectively. The Premium edition will cost you 79.99 clams, and comes with the following:
A 64-page mini edition of Dark Horse Comics’ The Art of BioShock Infinite
Digital soundtrack
DLC: Three exclusive Gear power-ups: Bull Rush (makes sprinting melee strikes more effective), Extra! Extra! (audio logs grant extra in-game money), and Betrayer (possessed enemies that you kill explode in a deadly fireball)
Console Exclusives: Xbox 360 users get Booker and Elizabeth avatar costumes. PC and PS3 players get BioShock Infinite themes
A 5″ x 7″ Lithograph print of Columbia propaganda
Handyman Figurine: A 25mm resin-cast figurine for use in the BioShock Infinite: The Siege of Columbia board game
Murder of Crows 3″ Keychain
A copy of the game
If that doesn’t float your boat, you can shell out $149.99 for the ultimate edition, which comes with all that, PLUS, the resin-cast 9.75″ Songbird statue, which has it’s own box. A pretty nice deal, if your D&D games need a new figurine to spice things up.
Bioshock Ultimate comes out on the PC, PS3, and Xbox 360 on February 26, 2013
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